How to Speak DUTCH-ified ENGLISH Wolume 2 (Twoah)

How to Speak DUTCH-ified ENGLISH Wolume 2 (Twoah)

SKU: 378

This book is not Amish-made. It is, however, published by Mennonites.

by Gary Gates

As funny as the author's first book. A popular book with anyone who wants to learn to speak, understand, or enjoy this distinctive tongue!

This "adwanced wersion" of Gary Gates' humorous approach to the accent known as DUTCH-ified English is hilarious.

Gates includes his funny Dictionary section, with such gems as hotchpotch, woecapillary, adwertice, veek, piggle, zunk, keese, and crapcakes.

To truly enjoy this book, read it aloud!

Reading include "De Night Behint Chrissmiss," "Ha Do I Luff Dee?" and "Romeo und Chiliet."

Songs include "Take me Awt," "De Panned Plate On," and "Stant Up, Stant Up, fer Cheeses."

Recipes include "Shooker Cakes," "Corn Cop Chelly," and "Nana Emma's Shoo-Fly Pie."

Enchoy!

5 1/4" x 7 1/4"
96 pages
10 cartoons
paperback
printed in the USA

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PRICE:  $6.95

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